Ice Cream Bandit

After running errands last night, we went and got ice cream. The waffle cones we got were bigger than Tori's head, so we shared ours with her. All was well while we were at the top of our cone. She's have a bite of my oreo ice cream and waddle over to her mama for a bite of her butter pecan, then make the return trip to my ice cream.

Tori has a habit of taking your ice cream when you near the bottom of your cone. This habit continued last night as she swiped the remainder of my ice cream cone. She walked around the tables while occasionally taking a bite of her dripping ice cream loot. One wasn't enough for this little bandit. She next swiped her mama's butter pecan. This one was a bigger and better heist as there was more ice cream left in the cone. The thief made her way around the patio tables dripping an ice cream trail where ever she went. She'd occasionally stop to take a bite of one cone then the other and continue on her get away trip.

Eventually the caper came to an end. She was caught cold handed and relieved of her loot. It was too late for the prior owners to reclaim their ice cream. It was all over the bandits face and hands. The rest of it was discarded into the trash as it was time to leave. The bandit was not happy about having her loot taking and wailed for her looted ice cream back. After a few seconds of cleaning, she had forgotten all about her lost ice cream and began planning her next caper.


If you see this ice cream bandit, report her immediately. She is dangerous around ice cream and will use all tactics, such as smiling, crying, wailing and outright theft to get her ice cream.

In other non-ice cream bandit related news, she and the pavement at petsmart had a face-to-face meeting. The sidewalk tripped her and she got a little road rash on her face. Apparently, the sidewalk didn't trust her either.

I'm just glad we got her pictures taken BEFORE her latest fall.